breeders

Breeder (n.)(adj.): A person(s) who posess any of the following charecteristics: Sleep with a shotgun, has under half of their teeth, owns, or lives in a home that formerly served as a school bus, has a shanty, or is named cledus or jethro. Also see: Hick, Inbread.

The other day we drove through Allen Town and saw a breeder humping his sister.

by alex December 6, 2004

breeder

also see breeder farm

by gerbil jane July 28, 2003

D1 Breeder

A "D1 Breeder" is a woman that's at a minimum height of 5'10 and is naturally athletic and/or has a Toned Body and is called a D1 breeder because if you reproduce with her your son will have great athletic genetics for height which gives him a better chance to become a Professional Athlete.
Guy 1: My type of woman are the short ones.
Guy 2: I want my son to go to the NFL or NBA so I need a D1 Breeder to be his mama.

Guy 1: My type of woman are the short ones.
Guy 2: I want my son to go to the NFL or NBA so I need and I'm looking for a D1 Breeder to be his mama.

by Hoonigan4ever June 4, 2023

Welfare Breeder

Another word for Rabbit Scab. Basically a complete piece of shit who has babies to steal more money from those of us who work for a living.

From the looks of that couple with the latest smart phones and fine shoes with ragged ass children in tow who look like they don't see a cent of the free money their parents gleam from the tax paying majority, we have a welfare breeder situation. We are going to need a roll of duct tape and a sterilization kit stat!

by Expose December 31, 2015

breeder family

A family headed by a heterosexual couple, generally with children or regarded as having a sexual relationship capable of reproduction.

"It is beyond the American Family Association's charter to promote respect for ALL families. Recognizing rights of members of families headed by same-sex couples confers special rights over each and every bonafide breeder family."

by philw December 1, 2013

breeder's privilege

using your child or children as a reason to not fulfill social or work-related obligations.

"Why isn't Tom at the board meeting?"

"Breeder's privilege. His youngest is sick."

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Jane opted out of the baby shower and gave breeder's privilege as an excuse.

by ms nasty October 3, 2009

breeder goggles

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children

She must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac!

by Indigospark October 22, 2010