speaking Belgian

To belch a lot and/or to speak while belching.

Scotty Evil is great at speaking Belgian. Last week, he read Genesis Chapter One while speaking Belgian.

by Dr. Cris Brosis, Spermaphrodite July 14, 2006

Belgian Curve

Extreme upward curvature of the penis.

"That guy's dick curves quite a lot... He has a mad belgian curve."

by Colin S. May 25, 2007

Belgian Goggles

Where a gentleman places his testicles over the eyes of his sexual partner(s).

"I gave the missus the belgian goggles last night
She didn't put up too much of a fight"

by Dr Suits July 11, 2008

Belgian Waffle

when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.

originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"

person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"

by CoolStarDood December 22, 2020

Belgian Waffles

Waffles from Europe. Usually covered in whipped cream, fruit, and/or large sugar crystals.

Damn, Marty! Those are some good ass Belgian Waffles!

by BeerOlympian August 11, 2021

Belgian waterfall

Chundering up large amounts of Stella Artois (a Belgian beer), to give the impression of a waterfall

"Ahhhhh mate, Jake has had way too much Stella, look at that Belgian Waterfall

by jakestar99 June 3, 2017

Belgian Congo

Fisting someone so deep that your hand is gone and you look like a black man under Leopold II.

Yesterday i fisted my homie so deep i belgian congoed the bitch

by Long Yun April 25, 2018