Chocolate Baguette

A sexuall act in which a man takes a shit then uses a Turkey Baster to place the shit into a another mans anus he then shoves his cock up that mans anus and when he ejaculates he removes his cock and puts it into the mans mouth and the man licks the shit off his cock.

The other day I had my gay boyfriend round and I gave him a chocolate baguette

by SKuffLe December 29, 2010

grande baguette

A penis as large as a big French breadstick.

I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the great disappearing chocolate cake mystery of 2001.

by Bloopy April 11, 2005

nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect

"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"

by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021

baguette god

the thing you call a baguette when it is so good that you call it a god

wow this is good

it is a baguette god

by fiberlvbaaruewcrcvgoyGVCBUORHH December 2, 2020

baguette muncher

a derogatory term used to refer to someone who originates from france.

look at that baguette muncher

by dapperchaps December 8, 2022

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

salty baguette

An angry Frenchman

There was a salty baguette in the bakery complaining that the baguettes weren't authentic.

by A Salty Baguette January 25, 2017