Los Altos, California is a city that borders Sunnyvale, Cupertino, Mountain View, and Palo Alto.
The TOWN of Los Altos Hills is for rich people who literally have a supreme court case allowing them to mandate homes be half an acre or larger.
The LAPD are probably bored out of their minds, hoping to bust an aigga robbin' the hood. Or maybe they're protecting San Carlos, CA from anti-tech vandals. Hope for the latter. Pray for the latter.
The TOWN of Los Altos Hills is for rich people who literally have a supreme court case allowing them to mandate homes be half an acre or larger.
The LAPD are probably bored out of their minds, hoping to bust an aigga robbin' the hood. Or maybe they're protecting San Carlos, CA from anti-tech vandals. Hope for the latter. Pray for the latter.
I grew up in "Loyola Corners" of Los Altos, CA from 1985-95, and it had a reputation of being the "hippie neighborhood".
Then we moved to Shallow Alto because of the "school" "system".
Palo Alto sucks, Los Altos rules.
Then we moved to Shallow Alto because of the "school" "system".
Palo Alto sucks, Los Altos rules.
by Downvoting Victim November 1, 2020
"Hey Jonah, did you see Angelina's alto saxophone?"
"Hell yeah, I'd like to pound her with my Tenor sax."
"Hell yeah, I'd like to pound her with my Tenor sax."
by Anakin Brynn March 4, 2014
by AndreaTrento January 11, 2012
A weird SCP foundation researcher known for keeping children in his basement (DON'T USE THE NUMBER "239" INFRONT OF HIM). he mostly remains quite to not scare people, occasionally causes chaos. There are rumours about him being attracted to sarkic flesh stuff and especially SCP-173. He uses redactions a lot.
someone: hey, Dr. Alto Clef how's your day
Dr. Clefy: data expunged, you?
someone: yes fine *confused*
Dr. Clefy: data expunged, you?
someone: yes fine *confused*
by a random funny person August 12, 2021
Contra alto clarinets are tall deep e flat clarinets. They are by far the best clarinet because they are rich and deep and make an awesome bass section. They're way better than baritone saxophones because, they just are.
Crazy clarinet players that play a bunch of instruments love to play the contra alto clarinet and when their teacher gives them some music for it, they get VERY excited.
Contra alto clarinets are reed instruments. A reed is a piece of plastic or bamboo that vibrates when air goes over it and it creates sound. A reed is kind of like one of those sticks doctors put on your tongue.
Since the instrument is so tall, you have to sit on two chairs or even a stool sometimes. It makes you feel powerful like a king or queen. You dominate the whole band.
Crazy clarinet players that play a bunch of instruments love to play the contra alto clarinet and when their teacher gives them some music for it, they get VERY excited.
Contra alto clarinets are reed instruments. A reed is a piece of plastic or bamboo that vibrates when air goes over it and it creates sound. A reed is kind of like one of those sticks doctors put on your tongue.
Since the instrument is so tall, you have to sit on two chairs or even a stool sometimes. It makes you feel powerful like a king or queen. You dominate the whole band.
by crazy clarinetist August 2, 2010
Murder capitol in 1992. City full of poverty and violence.Consists of 4 main areas: Tha G, Mid-Town, The Vill, and The Flooda. Borders with East Menlo Park and Palo Alto (The rich side)
I'm from the 650 where they holla at rogue in the E.a.s.t. P.a.l.o. A.l.t.o (East Palo Alto)
Vallejo, San Jo to da Rich, Frisco and EPA (Referring to East Palo Alto) in this Bitch
Vallejo, San Jo to da Rich, Frisco and EPA (Referring to East Palo Alto) in this Bitch
by young taliban December 17, 2005
by 650 April 3, 2006