well actually

The battle cry of the mansplainer. See also: "to be fair" and "not all"

Well actually, to be fair, not all men do that.

by anon333 July 3, 2018

actual lol

"Lol" has been so overused over the last couple of years that now people will say "lol" when they are not actually laughing out loud. "Actual lol" means that the speaker/texter/messager is literally laughing out loud.

Rhiza: "OMG That's SO Funny! Actual lol"

by Johanna W September 28, 2006

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Um actually,

A phrase used to define someone as a "Nerd." Used to try to win an argument, similar to the L+ Ratio + you fell off comeback. similar comebacks are: "Keep rolling your eyes and you'll find you brain" and "I dont care, about you." comebacks. An old, dead and outdated comeback is by calling someone a noob. (It is not used regularly anymore.)
The comeback might make you win a controversial argument in a most-liked comment. If you were near to losing the argument, Follow the advice below:

1. You are toxic and cringe
2. You don't understand anything
3. You are a nerd
4. You play league of legends and gensin impact

"Um actually, you are a rat." - Enemy

by Peepole! February 6, 2023

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actual size

The phrase "actual size" is used to claim that a displayed item is really as large as displayed. "actual size" also denotes the extent displayed in an image by any representation .

Tim spread his arms and states "actual size!"

by bfg9009 April 18, 2008

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True actually

The response best given to something that couldn't be further from the truth. The reason why you say it anyway is because you're either trying to make someone laugh, pissed off or both.

Girl: Omg so I posted a story of myself in a bikini and this one guy DMed me to tell me I'm a slut.
Dude1: Wait, true actually!
Dude2: *laughing*
Girl: fk you guys

by WatchingNetflix January 13, 2021

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