by JoeMamasCumSock October 20, 2019
The best people to ever exist a day where if someone is born on that day they need to be protected and well respected or else
by okitsems March 3, 2021
A bitch was born today, but it's alright. Go wish her a happy birthday and don't give her a gift cause you gotta save money dor Christmas presents.
john: you it's my gf's birthday, what should i get her?
josh: you don't have to get her anything man, it's december 22nd
josh: you don't have to get her anything man, it's december 22nd
by ur local e-girl December 20, 2019
November 22nd is national Starbucks Day ! Celebrate today with your favorite coffee or tea from Starbucks!
by That one redhead October 28, 2019
An annual celebration day of uninterrupted marital sex. During this day, the husband and wife will enjoy wonderful, glorious, and continuous sex all day long. The couple will take off work and if they have kids, they will be sent to the grandparent's house for the day.
Psychologists say that over 75% of all married couples do not have enough sex which causes a majority of marital problems. The simple solution; June 22nd. This day was specifically picked because it is the longest day of the year.
Psychologists say that over 75% of all married couples do not have enough sex which causes a majority of marital problems. The simple solution; June 22nd. This day was specifically picked because it is the longest day of the year.
by Linds&Tori June 22, 2008
On may 22nd this boy John, I vibe so much with him, we are meant for life together.
On may22nd this wonderful girl Jessica, she vibes wit me so quickly, only after talking to her for one day. I know we’ll spend the rest of our lives together
On may22nd this wonderful girl Jessica, she vibes wit me so quickly, only after talking to her for one day. I know we’ll spend the rest of our lives together
by Jamie Drans October 29, 2019
by ninjastarwarsunicorncat August 6, 2011