CK Paradox

When your bank/credit union/etc. charges you for not having enough money in your account. Named for the famous bit by stand-up comedian Louis CK.

"I ran into the CK Paradox today, after I paid my rent"

by NoMoney July 13, 2012

h*ck

dirty dirty language

Brother 1: oh h*ck...
Brother 2: I'M TELLING MOM

by omfgbecky May 19, 2022

ck stars

CK Stars is a kid who does YouTube. He is known for lying and exposing people. This kid will drive you insane and you will hope you never found him in the first place.

Person 1: Hey is that ck stars?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Oh fuck lets get outta here.

by ZenexRL April 15, 2020

Louis CK

To masturbate in front of women

I Louis CK'd a couple of fat bitches last night

by JakeLeafs November 11, 2017

Louis CK

The act of male masturbation in the presence of a woman (this is not restricted to physical presence. A voice on the end of a phone line will suffice). This act is frequently initiated by asking the woman's permission but performed whether consent is granted or not.

Oh My God! I met up with a guy from Tinder last night. He totally Louis CK'd me!
Really? What happened??
He asked if he could jack off in front of me. I said "fuck no". But when I came back from the bathroom later he was totally spanking his monkey.
Did you leave?
No!

by Willimus November 14, 2017

CK-1

a sexually agressive bisexual 'hipster'.

(From Robert Lanham's "The Hipster Handbook")

There were a couple of CK-1's at the club last night.. totally wanted my bod.

by DR. DEL ONE January 23, 2008

fr*ck

Alternative to f*ck

What the fr*ck did you just say!

by Shit Sherlock first name No March 28, 2018