This occurs when after impregnated a girl and after the baby is "spat" out a girls stomach becomes stretched and worn out, this aslo applies to the breasts. The parts begin to sag and look wrinkled and old.
I'm gonna dump my girlfriend because after last year she became a 18 year old grandma, or looks like one.
by Chris Lee March 29, 2004
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Where your Grandma is done baking cookies and grabs some nunchucks. Usually, the grandma will go batshit crazy with said nunchucks and will break everything.
My Nunchuck Grandma has found the nuchucks! Fuck!
by Words are fun ay? August 15, 2022
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Sexual act when you masturbate, cum, let it dry on your hand, then masturbate again.
Grandma's Hands: Jerking off into your hands then letting it dry and doing it again
by thepiecemaka July 29, 2010
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wish your grandma a happy national grandma day. dead or alive.
“dude did you remember national grandma day?” “uh what” “august 21th!” “oh! i’m gonna call my grandma
by fog09 August 19, 2021
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When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.
That dang raccoon pulled a Dalton's Grandma last night!
by RaccoonHater69 March 5, 2018
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A very cold object devoid of emotion
Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil
by deutsch Adolf October 7, 2022
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Doing a girl doggy style while she is bent over leaning on a cedar chest that was inherited from the males Pennsylvania Dutch grandmother.
My girl mary got some splinters in her forearms while I was doing the grandma sweitzer in my bedroom
by kpsweitz February 16, 2018
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