mars hill

a small, pass through town in Maine that has nothing but windmills and should-be condemned houses.

everyone is either a potato farmer or on drugs. particularly meth, or more recently fake heroin or dirty dope. everyone is judgmental, especially the tweakers.

everyone in everybody's business like they don't have 5+ dirty children to take care of. home to the cousin fuckers and big, beefy women that created the stereotypes of Maine.

they drive their dates to prom in a parade of giant potato farming tractors that take up both sides of the road, home to a truly rare breed 😬

"You couldn't pay me to live in Mars Hill"

by psychedelicmommy August 28, 2022

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James Mars

Funniest bloke at the party.

Hahahaha should’ve seen me last night, I was such a James Mars.

by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020

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I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

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Mar 18

National live your life day

GO GET YOUR MONEY and spent that shit

You: OMG it’s Mar 18 we gotta do something fun
Best friend: like what
You: Ion know but we gotta go live our life’s

by Don’tlookmeup March 18, 2022

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The Roman Mars paradox

The Roman Mars Paradox is a thought experiment that illustrates an apparent paradox of experiencing Roman Mars in different forms of media. In the thought experiment, Roman Mars may be considered simultaneously both attractive and unattractive as a result of being linked to the event of viewing Roman Mars.

The Roman Mars Paradox can include both of these statements.

Roman Mars is so attractive, he makes my pussy wet!

I saw Roman Mars and it made my pussy dry-up like a saltine cracker.

by BobDylan March 14, 2021

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