crunk l-u-c

Messed up like uncooked chicken, super nasty, beyond distasteful.

Tyreesa is so crunk l-u-c! We got all naked and she touched me with her dried up, nasty hard-ass feet.

by luquinda j April 28, 2005

we in this bitch finna get crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq

We in this bitch - we in some place
finna get Crunk - about to get drunk
eyebrows on fleek - eyebrows on point

dafuq - how or why or what the F**K

We in this bitch finna get Crunk eyebrows on fleek dafuq

by fleek ass eyebrows January 25, 2015

Vitamin Crunk

An other name for alcohol. If a beverage is high in vitamin crunk, then it could probably get you hammered.

Beer, wine, mixed drinks, vodka, eggnog, all of the above contain your daily dose of vitamin crunk.

by good things April 26, 2010

crunk bucket

A receptacle into which one might choose to deposit their sexual attention.

I'm sick of these pussy ass crunk buckets on Reddit trying to hit me up with no pic.

by Madeline F February 26, 2022

crunke munke

the instant when a small child (Ness or Lucas) prevents the funne monke (DK) from recovering in a smash bros ultimate game

DK tried to recover but was quickly hit with a crunke munke from a Lucas player

by GalaxyKidd November 20, 2020

crunk hole

The mouth, i.e. where you put the booze or drugs that gets you crunked.

Get that cosmo down your crunk hole and let's go to the party!

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

Pasta Crunk

What happens at a pastabilities party when you eat to much pasta.

Person 1: Yo dude pastabilities last night was so good. I got so pasta crunk this girl wanted to get with me.
Person 2: I was so pasta crunk i get hit on by a fat guy!

by Raefein February 23, 2009