by somerandomnameiguess November 23, 2022
Something that is so slow that it is as effective as a person that has just smoked Marijuana and is starving when having munchies.
by Doc know it all May 2, 2023
When a fellow dude at a frat party steals your double red cup full of wocky slush, takes a shit in it, and throws it at an oncoming car on a quiet suburban street.
"Bro, you just got poinged so hard"
"I know, my wocky slush has a bunch of shit in it now."
"Oh fuck, he just threw it at the old ass lady's 2003 Toyota Corolla"
"I know, my wocky slush has a bunch of shit in it now."
"Oh fuck, he just threw it at the old ass lady's 2003 Toyota Corolla"
by trapstar329 May 14, 2023
In a competition ‘for points’, “poings” refers to a very, very small amount of points given for very irrelevant reasons. The purpose is to award people who are not faring well in the competition and giving them just a little something to prevent emotional breakdown. Essentially “pity points”.
“Wow, this person is losing miserably and looks like they are about to cry. Let’s give them two “poings” for insert any completely irrelevant reason to make them feel a little better.”
by KatLuvsCats May 29, 2020
To be a ‘Po’ you must be a 6 ft 1 half cast male who is classed as legendary and also has a long shlong
by Martin dorman January 11, 2022