An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket
by Wooloke April 7, 2015
A woman who takes advantage of a Simp. Simp maker. Entertains Simps for material things in return without actually doing anything for the Simp. The woman may have several Simps trying to win her over. But she doesn’t givaaa fuck about them.
He’s a Simp, he will do anything for me just for my attention.
Phhhhh why there so many damm Simps in my snap?
Who makes Simps? Jockeys. They ride yaaaa, till they reach their destination then hop off that
Jockey/Jocks- A woman who takes advantage of a Simp
Phhhhh why there so many damm Simps in my snap?
Who makes Simps? Jockeys. They ride yaaaa, till they reach their destination then hop off that
Jockey/Jocks- A woman who takes advantage of a Simp
by Queen of Jockeys/Simp Maker April 12, 2020
Why is that fool always wearin a Yanky cap like he tryin to jock Jay-Z's swag?
I switched from coffee to matcha in the afternoons and then RJ started drinking started drinking matcha the next day. That guy always jocks my beverage steeze.
I switched from coffee to matcha in the afternoons and then RJ started drinking started drinking matcha the next day. That guy always jocks my beverage steeze.
by SyddedOnEm January 18, 2018
Why is he being a Jock
by minecrafter42069 October 8, 2020
1. A group of (usually) guys who play sports, the term is usually used in a dierogatory fashion to show distane for those who place sports in high regard
2. A Australian term for underwear
2. A Australian term for underwear
1. God I fucking hate how all the girls go for the jocks !
2. Now that I nicked her jocks me and the mates are gonna go have a flog behind the schoolyard
2. Now that I nicked her jocks me and the mates are gonna go have a flog behind the schoolyard
by Type one Taylor July 5, 2018
An arrogant asshat who thinks they are literally jesus. they call things they dont understand gay, and if you insult them they'll give you a dumbass response.
A normal person: HEY DICKHEAD!
a jock: YO MAN SHUTT DUH FUCC UP U BITCH
another jock: U FUCKIN GINGER YOU'RE A RETARD UHUHUHUHUHUH
the "ginger": have you ever heard of a man by the name of GEORGE FUCKIN WASHINGTON??!
a jock: YO MAN SHUTT DUH FUCC UP U BITCH
another jock: U FUCKIN GINGER YOU'RE A RETARD UHUHUHUHUHUH
the "ginger": have you ever heard of a man by the name of GEORGE FUCKIN WASHINGTON??!
by GnomeBoySP December 15, 2017