carson southern

Friend of Tyler Stauffacher, one day wants to be a successful game maker with Tyler. He is a badass.

carson southern, more like actual carrot.

by Real_UrbanDictionary September 7, 2017

Southerner.

A sister kissin' goat fuckin' redneck who eats corn on the cob through a picket fence and sucks dick for beer money.

Bro literally just called me a Yankee. He must be a Southerner.

by Cousinfucker20000 September 19, 2023

southern wet willie

The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.

While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.

by thecraklin March 4, 2015

southern apology

Licking the anus of the accused in an apology for accusations that turned out to be false.

Bre accused ol Arty of sleepin around. Now she's on her knees giving him the longest southern apology of her life.

by ArtoriusReptarthe13th April 27, 2022

southern twat

THE BEST THING YOU CAN CALL A GIRL IN THE SOUTH

you are a southern twat and want to ride you like a bull

by kivaiubki November 21, 2020

southern rite

You dare...

This. The that, but not That, nor certainly...fuck you gimme a dead gun already, how dare you challenge the Way of the Lord! Sou...you commin' on to Me? Semantics...southern rite. I guess...

by Herlingaer November 3, 2022

Southern sidewinder

Taking your dick out and whipping it around like a lasso hitting someone's face repeatedly

My boyfriend did the southern sidewinder and I can still feel it on my cheek

by Irish_drunkered April 26, 2016