Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets
Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?
I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
by Theautisticwerewolve December 4, 2016
by YungCridMuzik.com October 18, 2021
by jakal4 January 22, 2012
By Definition to be Cranked is to be crazy, weird or out of the normal.
Alternate Definition
Lame, out of date
Alternate Definition
Lame, out of date
by Clevaggetter June 30, 2023
The swiss army knife of words. Cranked can be used in any context as an emotion or state of being. Is someone too drunk? They’re cranked. Did you just get into a fender bender with the car in front of you? That’s cranked. Did you just win a radio contest for front row tickets to a concert? That’s cranked! Did you friend just trip and fall and it was hilarious? That’s so cranked
by jntao August 3, 2021
The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.
by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021
by Pipsnob December 6, 2020