Jesus H2O Christ

Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.

Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.

by fillikirch August 25, 2021

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

by Not a Dictionary March 9, 2021

Jesus Christ Lizard

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.

Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!

by GsxrBarbie April 23, 2018

Christ Cakes

Not unlike Deuteronomy, cow patties or cow cakes, Christ Cakes are whatever they are.

"What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Christ McMuffin

The Greatest McMuffin Alive. Has The Cheese Wrap. Football Guru.

It's The Mighty Christ McMuffin

by JazzLover69 October 3, 2018

Christ credit

Similar to high school credits, but a revised version under Betsy DeVoss after eliminating public schooling and making all eduaction privitized religious acadamies.

Timmy, you need to buckle down, you're short on your christ credits and are not going to graduate without improvement!

by Steffanzo February 22, 2017

Christ Krispies

From the latin: Christophratis (Kris-Toff-Rat-Eez), Christ Krispies are the substance of God's flesh made into wheat cracker for the purpose of the Christian "Communion" ritual. I.e., a "Jeez It"

Are we having Christ Krispies for the Sabbath Communion, mimmy?

by Legit AF September 28, 2022