Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 16, 2017
"Ahh, maybe the joke was that edible paper clips are useless and have no r-"
*Beakers nose falls off*
"CHRIST ON A BIKE!"
*Beakers nose falls off*
"CHRIST ON A BIKE!"
by AlphaSylveon February 1, 2022
by ~Purple-Panta~ March 30, 2022
To ‘Hit the Christ’ is to fuck shit up, regardless of activity. One can hit the Christ while running, playing fortnite, reading, etc.
I’m off work, you want to hit the Christ?
Fucken rights bud
Who’s hitting the Christ tonight?
The whole crew brah
Fucken rights bud
Who’s hitting the Christ tonight?
The whole crew brah
by Lil pharma July 5, 2022
In the Late 60s and 70s, Christian Gospel and Rock bands began incorporating Psychedelic Influences in their music, creating a Sub-Genre "Christ-Psych" or Christian Psychedelic Rock. The Use is used in various different locations, Psychedelic Rock often Co-opted with Christian Imagery, Lyrics by (Not Always) Christian Bands.
Person 1: Hey, check out this band I found, It's like Christian Psychedelic Rock!
Person 2: Ah, Christ-Psych
Person 2: Ah, Christ-Psych
by The Grand Fool of Foolishnesss December 27, 2022
psychiatrist: hello sir, can we help you with a shower, some clean clothes and ointment for your head lice? You must be very uncomfortable!
patient: get your hands off me, punk! I AM JESUS CHRIST, GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN YOU all to HELL! I am your SAVIOR, you motherfucker!!
psychiatrist to nurse : OK, I think we need a HAC and put Smelly Christ in 31-D
nurse: We can't put him in 31-D because Shitty Christ is in 31-W and they'll get confused.
patient: get your hands off me, punk! I AM JESUS CHRIST, GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN YOU all to HELL! I am your SAVIOR, you motherfucker!!
psychiatrist to nurse : OK, I think we need a HAC and put Smelly Christ in 31-D
nurse: We can't put him in 31-D because Shitty Christ is in 31-W and they'll get confused.
by barffbag October 13, 2018
Located in the ye-haw state. After 2020 it became hell. Everyone hates it here and wants to leave bad enough to go to the shit-show Bishop McGuinness that’s invested in druggies and rapists. Oh and don’t forget the favorite lucy-goosy. The tattle tale and snitch of the school. Oh i’m sorry i forgot, the theology teacher banned the word snitch, probably because lucy- goosy cried about it. And don’t forget the awesome teachers that only care about skirt length cause it’s “distracting” when in reality the real distraction is being pulled out of class cause their skirt is to short. Like yes Ms KLB, the guys are going to rape us in a middle school classroom. Those assholes wouldn’t have the nerve and are probably so fucking dumb they couldn’t figure out how! And let’s not ignore the bold-ass sixth graders every year. Those annoying sixies have some nerve. When we were in 6th grade we would’ve literally been put in a trash can for doing what these shitheads do.
Christ the King is a living hell.
by ctk_lover December 3, 2021