Pokemon Shock

The act of simultaniously finger-banging a partner while grabing an electric fence.

Ronn gave his boyfriend a Pokemon Shock to get the evening started.

by ItBeWeird July 13, 2024

Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018

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by Adujasty343 June 08, 2025

Shock and eww

When you start out cropdrusting a group of people and end up defecating your pants.

I wanted to just fart on them but they got the "shock and eww.'

by PoetikDom August 10, 2021

shocked

its so omg is when a girl cant describe what the hell you just did and it was probably really hot

wow , that shocked me

by mieawiea April 05, 2023

New Years shock

The sudden realizations of a new year. Usually in the office or at school on the starting Monday.

Person 1: Woah' it's a new year!?

Person 2: Yeah time to start over, ha?

Person listening in: Must be the New Years Shock

by Hunter Stone January 01, 2010

Cock Shocked

When you are surprised to find someone has had sex with a man

Wow! I can't believe my ex, Carson, had sex with a man! I'm cock shocked!

by Krystal696969 September 06, 2018