Shock the monkey

Overwhelming the brain and body through unusual shocks layered upon the usual stress of life

When you receive last-minute changes to a file that must be submitted to the printer today and the printer's wife is in the hospital undergoing a heart procedure and you've also just begun getting up and hour earlier, you take your laptop to the couch with an extra coffee because you don't want to shock the monkey.

by Okay_YetAnotherMonkey January 26, 2024

Shock cock

When you're raw dogging a thot in a trap house and the cops show up and process to taze you but the pussy too good so you keep hitting it and you end up electrocuting her

Damn, Zane gave Macy that shock cock last night, now she has to be cremated

by Shockercocker August 13, 2017

Bam Shock Dodge

A bam shock dodge is what happens when you majestically dodge a shock in mario kart.

Me: BAM SHOCK DODGE!

by Bossboy28 August 20, 2021

Shock Value Lesbian

A lesbian that frequently jokes about relations with a man for shock value. The man referenced is often a fictional character.

The Salesman could give me the choice between the bread or the lottery ticket, and I would reach for his waistband! – a shock value lesbian

by anonymous January 18, 2025

After shock ass

The slow motion movements of ass cheeks after a spanking

Dani spanks Az again while mc drools at her after shock ass.

by Dani2020 November 20, 2020

Shell-shocked

When you shit on a turtle

Man I can’t believe Shannon shell-shocked that turtle last night!

by Sangarion November 13, 2021

Dirty Shock

A Dirty Shock is when you electricute your Penis while you eat shit untill your penis turns into a dark blue color

Yeah, I had a Dirty Shock last night.

by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022