Wine Dougd

When you have so many fermented grapes in liquid form that you can’t open your eyes and you sing the words to every song that comes on

Doug drank too much wine.

Arkells knocking at the door comes on.

Doug- “That's me, I'm knockin' at the door
I'm thirsty For more, for more, for more” -_-

Friends- “Damn he’s Wine Dougd”

by Ayy Jay L April 20, 2019

Wine camping

A "Hoity Toity" term for getting shit faced drunk on wine in the woods!

For example a business professional may tell his colleagues that he is going wine camping this weekend because it sounds more refined and cultured, instead of "I have been so stressed that I am going to pack my car with wine, drive into the woods, drink it all and commune with nature in my plastered state".

by SpringLaRee April 22, 2017

wine vest

When your body gets really warm from drinking alcohol, you’re wearing your “wine vest.”

I’m sweating so much after that cocktail party, it must be my wine vest.

by Hailrobonia July 17, 2019

thinks her piss is port wine

Egotistical and self righteous

The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine

by Carol Knight July 7, 2023

wine embolism

A wine clot......like a brain fart, only caused by drinking too much wine!

She had a wine embolism after she left the bar, and had no idea what she did on the way home or how she got home!

by Pologroupie November 30, 2014

Taco Bell wine

Wine sold at Taco Bell.

When life could not feel any more weird, Jalapeño Noir is the name of the new Taco Bell wine, available only in Canada.

by Monkey's Dad September 15, 2020

Property wine ponies

The state of adoration for all of the above

"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"

by Pumpkin Palace November 16, 2021