russian prison

when you’re low key trying to say she’s a hoe....

“omg, she’s been through a russian prison!”

by itztayler November 09, 2017

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

Danish prison

A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.

Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”

by TheRealLukiePookie May 05, 2025

boner prison

A locked, inescapable room with many many erect penis's directed toward a certain prisoner.

Sarah passed out at Mikes party last night so Mike and all his buddies created a boner prison. She woke up half way through but it was too late.

by Golly_jeepers489 December 15, 2016

prison plumber

Incarcerated medical professional assigned to relieve congested or clogged balls for fellow prisoners.

He was the best prison plumber in the yard.

by Innocent Killer September 15, 2023

prison server

A server you get sent to when you cheat. It is used as an alternative punishment to banning players and contains cheaters only.

My friend used an aimbot to win but he was caught and sent to a prison server.

by ManBlo January 02, 2019