A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
An all-around displeasure with the sights, sounds and smells of the Strip District. Two-headed pigeons, dog shit and burnt coffee smells.
James was overwhelmed by the strip district funk and passed out on the sidewalk in front of the ghetto meat shop.
by bigmammashouseofsoul January 21, 2009
Tyler Funke is the sexiest tik toker, Tyler is a dedicated, funny, intelligent, beautiful, breeze of fresh air. I’m proud of you Tyler. I can’t wait until I escape from Australia and run away with you.
Tyler Funke
by Someonelovesyou March 29, 2021
Tyler Funke is the sexiest tik toker, Tyler is a dedicated, funny, intelligent, beautiful, breeze of fresh air. I’m proud of you Tyler. I can’t wait until I escape from Australia and run away with you.
Tyler Funke is a hunk.
by Someonelovesyou March 29, 2021
tyler funke is one of the cutest guys you'll ever meet in your life. he is absolutly amazing. he defines the word perfection. i love him so fucking much i just want to marry him. ok bye.
by beep.beep.mf June 05, 2020
"Trickster is very Funk Booty."
by indicolite December 12, 2021
by Masonwinter July 26, 2021