Leeds factor

A tendency to bungle straightforward tasks when the odds are favourable , often resulting in frustrating outcomes.

Just as I was about to seal the deal with a witty pickup line, I accidentally sneezed and sprayed my date with pepper—Leeds Factor kicking in, turning flirtation into a spicy surprise.

by Alaw_mot April 27, 2024

Chub Factor 7

When Andy achieves a full erection by observing punctuation formed in the shape of women’s breasts. For example: ( . Y .)

Andy is now at Chub Factor 7

by Drewnew October 29, 2019

cheese factor

It's the most important factor in all trig equations.

You first change tangent to cos and multiply that by the sin of 2.45 Most importantly, you divide that by the cheese factor, and you get the answer for how worthless all this math really is.

by South Paw May 8, 2004

Kranstant Factor

A measure, in number of fingers (nail side-up), the width between a womans legs at the point of the crotch.

That chick is so fit, she must be a model especially with a Kranstant Factor of about 3-3.5

by LordFarquaad June 9, 2011

young factor

Pretending to be sick /injured right before your shift. Just because it’s hard to prove, they actually are.

This person keeps pretending to be sick right before work. It’s the Young factor all over again.

by Joebzell July 28, 2023

skeeve factor

when the person you are dating and sleeping with has become so distasteful to you, that you can't stand the thought of being with them sexually.

I had gotten to the point of skeeve factor with my ex-boyfriend John, and couldn't stand the thought of him touching me or the idea of ever sleeping with him again.

by Dr. Sexpert November 5, 2010

PH Factor

A measure of an establishments "Pretentious Hippie/Hipster Factor."

Their coffee is damn good but I'm not going back, the PH factor is off the scale.

by BTIII July 25, 2007