Ur granny tranny

Worse than 'ur mom gay' or 'ur daddy lesbian'
Will END someone's life

Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: Ur daddy lesbian
Person 2: Ur granny tranny
Person 1: *dies*

by Greasy Grover March 9, 2018

ur granny tranny

The ultimate unbeatable roast.

-Ur mom gay
-No, ur dad lesbian
-Well, ur granny tranny tho

by thebestwaifu420 March 13, 2018

Ur granny tranny

A defense text to use on a friend a text like Ur dad lesbian/Ur mom gay.

Jake: Ur mom gay
Josh:no u

Jake:Ur dads lesbian
Josh: Ur granny tranny UwU

Jake: *commits suicide*

by Ur granny tranny March 11, 2018

Granny McBlow

When you best friends' grandma keeps giving you the "look" and starts rubbing your leg at the table, then you end up sniffing blow off of her ass while getting an aforementioned blowjob

Damn, that might be a Granny Mcblow

by What are hoes March 25, 2018

granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.

Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.

by C. E. Short January 9, 2016

Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.

"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 18, 2023

Granny roller

A chronic Dejease typically found in Derek’s. When rolling moms isn’t enough, a granny roller will make the move to then next generation

Guys, if you see Derek at the party don’t mention anything about my relatives, I heard he’s a granny roller.

by DEJ capacitor October 18, 2021