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It’s dizzy over there for you 

Chaotic
Shambles
Disrupted
To present confidence without having it all together, later creating an embarrassing event.
Wow, you thought you were telling someone off, but unfortunately…. it’s dizzy over there for you.

How long have you been standing there 

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.
guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score 

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.
"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

I guess you had to be there 

What you say when someone tells you something he thinks is hilarious but really isn't. You say this to avoid hurting your friend's feelings in breaking it to him that his joke sucks.
Dudeman 1: "Oh man, I was playing horseshoes in Red Dead Redemption and I got a really close throw and John was all like, 'Did you see that!' It was so funny dude!"

Dudeman 2: "I guess you had to be there."

Dudeman 1: :(

You had to be there 

A phrase used as an excuse after someone tells a story that's not funny at all.
Person A: "Isn't that hilarious?"
Person B: "No, I don't really get it."
Person A: "...You had to be there."

Can you hand me that rock over there?

1 of the 3 meanings of gneurshk.
Man: can you hand me that rock over there?