A vocal Donald Trump supporter, typically one you would find on the Internet. A trumpet is never willing to concede that Mr. Trump, or the people he surrounds himself with, have any flaws at all. They will defend all criticism him, despite all facts and reason. Just like the musical trumpet, they love to blow out hot air. Reason, logic, facts, science, and even videotape cannot change their minds.
"Hey man, you got to stop trolling people on Facebook."
"Why? I love going to the Fox News page and seeing the crazy things trumpets will type out."
"Why? I love going to the Fox News page and seeing the crazy things trumpets will type out."
by JuddG February 13, 2017
A Trumpet is a Donald Trump supporter who shares his supporting views indiscriminately to whoever happens to be around.
by Anonimosit.Y May 5, 2016
A neoconservative that is a die-hard Donald Trump supporter, or a "Trumpet" . They regurgitate all of Trump's beliefs and policies to such a point that you would swear that Donald Trump, himself, has stuffed his hand up their butthole like a sock puppet.
"We need Trump for President, he'd deport and ban all the Muslims, they're all out to kill us"
"Dude, you sound like a Trumpet."
"Dude, you sound like a Trumpet."
by MatthewX January 28, 2016
A diminutive clone of a ginger-wigged billionaire with a penchant for mini-golf and ensuring everything it touches bears its name.
by Sweet Gargler April 9, 2011
by john the wanker January 26, 2017
(1)The act of performing felatio whilst digitally stimulating the reciever's prostate with one or more fingers. (2) Sticking fingers up a dudes butt while sucking his cock.
(1) Dude, I was so thrown off last night when she threw down a trumpeteer. (2) You want a trumpeteer? 50 Euro... Your friend want to watch... another 50 Euro.
by The_Think_Tank January 23, 2012
(Verb); To Trumppet - The fine art of continuously promoting yourself despite obvious shortcomings. More than just "blowing your own horn", it's a unique combination of bravado, bullshit, and incompetence.
Donald really fucked up this time, but all that trumpetting shows just what a true ass-hat he REALLY is!!
by JazzGuy-NH March 27, 2020