Putting a little bit of kief in a pipe and smoking it all in one hit, like a dab. Because hash is nonexistant over here.
by Iowa Dabber November 30, 2013
A physical representation of a modified painting based on the dogs playing poker. Except in this the dogs are replaced by Albino Gorillas and the cards and poker chips are replaced by feces. And the winner gets to be President.
"Hey Jim, that Iowa Caucus is tonight! I bet you five fucks that Jojo wins!"
"Ooooh, sorry Randy, I don't have any fucks to give."
"Ooooh, sorry Randy, I don't have any fucks to give."
by Hammer Balls January 3, 2012
An unexpected santorum. So named for the headline on Rick Santorum's website after his second-place win in the 2012 Iowa primaries.
"If I knew there was going to be an Iowa Surprise, I would have brought a towel."
"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"
"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"
by Araneus Cavaticus January 4, 2012
Justin: Hey! Please don't do that to the popcorn, James.
*James to Izzy*
James: Justin keeps Iowa Yelling at me!
*James to Izzy*
James: Justin keeps Iowa Yelling at me!
by zombiegirlfriend January 6, 2020
Educational institute where learning comes third to drinking and football.
Also: location where much potential is wasted and/or destroyed.
Also: location where much potential is wasted and/or destroyed.
Seige: Are you goin' out tonight?
Joel: Nah, man. I got a test tomorrow.
Seige: Yeah, me too. Lets go to the bars.
Joel: Seige, I can't.
Seige: C'mon
Joel: Alright, fine. Let's get fucked up.
Seige: Sweet! You goin' to the game on Saturday?
Joel: Of course!
Seige: Awesome! We'll have to tailgate. I love the University of Iowa!
Joel: Nah, man. I got a test tomorrow.
Seige: Yeah, me too. Lets go to the bars.
Joel: Seige, I can't.
Seige: C'mon
Joel: Alright, fine. Let's get fucked up.
Seige: Sweet! You goin' to the game on Saturday?
Joel: Of course!
Seige: Awesome! We'll have to tailgate. I love the University of Iowa!
by lemiWINKS3 January 15, 2009
guy one: "man i just dont feel like living anymore."
guy two: "you might as well move to independence, iowa."
guy two: "you might as well move to independence, iowa."
by hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm March 12, 2011
A small ass town in bum-fuck Iowa. The town only consists of a bar, called the Legion where the drunks gpo to talk shit about their shitty jobs. Less than 200 people live here, though nearly half of them are drug dealers, or coke-whores. It is famous for the single pop machine attached to a telephone pole in the middle of nowhere. Dixon consists of one main road and a lot of small shitty alleys where random rabid dogs approach you. Do not buy drugs from these dogs. They've got some reggie shit. Buy from the creepy old sailor at the end of the main road. He's got the good shit.
Where the fuck is Dixon Iowa?
by Ckroegertrash April 11, 2016