The act of dipping one's genitals into a toilet bowl, getting a blow job, and then French kissing said blower.
My new girlfriend is kind of a freak and wanted to try the swirly French. Turns out it is pretty great.

My friend got a swirly French in a public restroom the other day. He's not feeling so well now.
by Frandoozle November 28, 2017
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A swirly that uses whipped cream and sprinkles.

how to:
1)capture your victim
2) get him on his knees with his head facing a toilet
3) put whipped cream or shaving cream in the toilet (it can be clean or dirty)
4) put sprinkles on the cream
5) stick your victims head in it and flush for as long as you want
6) if you want, wedgie them so they open their mouth
the jocks gave me a chocolate birthday swirly. it was so gross! they then gave me a birthday wedgie and pushed me into the hall. it was so embarrassing!
by wedgiedefiner October 9, 2020
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When you're stripped naked and you're head is dunked down the toilet
Man these jocks stripped me butt naked and gave me a naked swirly in school and brought me to the toilet and dunked my head in the loo it was so embarrassing
by Wedgie boy124 October 29, 2019
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Is when you put a girl in a washing machine and put your dick in her mouth and then turn the washing machine on.
Kobus: hey Karen , wanna hit a swirly wirly

Karen: ya sure sounds great
by Slavepig June 11, 2020
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Just before I came I decided to make it a swirly mountain.
by Seccedonien January 12, 2011
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Its when you enter a public toiletry area and proceed to kick open the stall door on an unsuspecting victim, then words are exchanged usually relevant to the transgression that occured between the two individuals. Next, the victim is beaten either with the fists or other implement of pain while still sitting on the toilet doing there business. After you have beaten them a good bit, you proceed to to pick them up and stick there head in the toilet that they just deficated in, while said head is in toilet you proceed to anally rape the said individual you are victimizing.

Can be visually seen on the show ROME on HBO.
That asshole owed me money and wouldn't pay so I ROMAN SWIRLED his ass.
If you don't shut up, I'll be the shit out of you and give you a ROMAN SWIRLY, you fuck.
by Uptomis Prime February 12, 2010
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Having sex with a girl from behind while she vomits into a toilet.
Dude, I totally swirly banged this bulimic chick last night.
by SwirlyBanger2 June 5, 2010
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