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short par 4 

a high percentage that your upcoming experience will be a positive one, and a very low percentage that it will end in disappointment

when the odds are strongly in favor one being a success in their future happening; just as in golf, a short par 4 represents a situation that will prove to result in foreseeable victory for the participant
"Are you nervous for your date?"

"Not at all. She is my sister's good friend and she loves football players. It's a short par 4."
short par 4 by THEGOATSGAZETTE February 12, 2017
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Short friend 

A short friend is a lovely person. They're cute and kind of talkative and have many friends. People thinks your short friend is cute because they can't reach and they're quite funny and loveable. They've probably been in a dark place before so they're either emotional or very sensitive or just neither. You take care of your short friend because some might be a pussy but some not really. If you have a short friend people will tease them a lot and if they're mostly a girl will probably blush a lot as well, don't take them for grant, take care of them.
Daniel: hi short friend

Short friend: boy if you don't
Short friend by AHHHHHpeople.com November 4, 2019

Short Meal 

Synonymous with "Side Piece", sometimes lover.
Because he is with me a few times a week, most people think he and I are serious about each other. Actually, he's only a Short Meal. Convenience.
Short Meal by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2021

short friend 

That one friend, the shorty, the one no one respects, the friend we all have. He has a short and uncommon name. He is very short. He is kind, but in some cases, very aggresive. He is always friend with tall people. He likes video games, but sometimes can also be related to an emo.

Yes, the short friend.
random - Hey shorty
short guy - :(
random - yep, we say that becauseeee
everyone - you're the short friend

short guy - yes :(
short friend by Da_Frenchie August 12, 2022

biker shorts 

A Played out urban female fashion statement of the late 80's and early 90's that led to alot of teenage pregnancies.
Made of spandex and lycra, they defined the bodies of urban women with much junk in their trunks.
"Sweatin all the bitches inthe biker shorts!"

Ice Cube - N.W.A "Gangsta Gangsta"
biker shorts by dwayne May 12, 2004

YouTube Shorts

Bootleg Tiktoks
A rando is addicted to YouTube Shorts
YouTube Shorts by lil' thug September 28, 2021

Houston Shorts 

Three quarter length shorts as popularised by the pop-punk band Houston Has A Problem.
It's hot today, think I'll whip out the Houston shorts.