A penis, Specifically a large one, with hair and balls, women like em, mostly in there, mouth or pussy
my shlong is hurt
by MuWhangHirts May 5, 2015
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reference to sonmeone who has a big penis
Damn Jim has got a big Shlong
by Jason 1228 January 21, 2010
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"Too man dicks, too many dongs, too many shlongs, now sing this song"
by TheDudeofRude April 16, 2009
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Verb
1. to buy and sell a currency simultaneously
2. to buy and sell a stock simultaneously

Noun.
1. a trade consisting of both a buy and sell of the same currency, also known as a short and long position
2. a penis
Verb Phrase
1. to shlong, I am going to shlong eur/usd right now
2. shlonging, I am enjoying shlonging eur/usd.

Used as a noun:
1. I am loving my shlong right now.
2. I am waiting for movement in the market to release my shlong.
3. I am going to hit eur/chf with a shlong.
by porchmonk November 16, 2011
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A term widely used in politics to refer to “beaten badly”, known very well by the media.
Person A: “Did you hear about how Hilary got shlonged by Obama?”
Person B: “Yeah, I saw Trump’s tweet about it!”
by FireKetchup248 January 15, 2021
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