Tuba Section 

The section of a school band generally known for not giving a shit.

Of course Daniel doesn't want to go to regional competition, he's in the tuba section.

Tuba Section by FemaleME95 December 23, 2010

12 Section Egg Protector 

A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.

Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'

Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."

12 Section Egg Protector by gis gump February 23, 2011

Jailhouse C-Section 

An anal raping of such severity that surgical sutures would be required for recovery.

The term was coined by NovaWar on November 3, 2012 on the YouTube channel of LifesAGlitchTV's episode "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV".

Source: youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U?t=4m13s

Big Bubba with his big black dick took homeboy's buhymen and gave him a jailhouse c-section.

Jailhouse C-Section by FiveCardArmy November 3, 2012

Names section on urban dictionary 

A place where people go and define there name saying there "The most beautiful person in the world" or some shit like that to make them self feel better.

Jeff: The tuffest guy in school with the biggest dick

(Names section on urban dictionary is a stupid idea btw)

Names section on urban dictionary by gun metal swag November 18, 2012

Section 

Dirty south word for neighborhood,block, or side of town.

Niggas gettin killt up in my section !

Yo section full of pussys

Section by Nolimitbenny February 18, 2020

Jailhouse C-section 

The act of being anally raped by a large black penis in prison. -Adam of LagTV

When Steven went to jail, he got a Jailhouse C-Section from Big Bubba.

Jailhouse C-section by LAGTV Fan #1 November 3, 2012

Pissing Section 

The designated area in a public swimming pool for urine deposition. A plan just about as useful and effective as the current 'Open Up America' plan.

Hey, did you just drive all the way from New York to Alabama?
Hell yeah, they got waaaay too many sick folks up there. So we loaded up in the bus and hit the road, all 25 of us.
* this is Pissing Section logic, except urine isn't contagious and getting pissed on isn't fatal.

Pissing Section by YAWA May 6, 2020