when a person is stripped naked, forced to carry their captor on their back while have their arms pulled/bound back to grind the victim's face against a hard surface (usually on an inclined road).
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017
When you raise the seat on a bicycle up 10 + inches and remove the seat, and replace with a small container of feta cheese.
by Dogboy Dave May 11, 2005
An Iranian sexual act, in which one person rides an exercise bike and pedals without going anywhere. While the cyclist is pedaling away, another person proceeds to fling diarrhea at the cyclist's face with a spatula. The cyclist can pedal all they want, but they're not going anywhere on a freestanding bicycle.
Maz Jobrani may be a mildly amusing comedian, but the word on the street is that he gives one hell of an Iranian Bike Ride.
by Charlie's Chocolate Factory November 8, 2009
by RudayyyC March 16, 2009
When a man is having sex with a woman from behind in the doggy position, there is another woman riding the woman as if on a bike holding her braids like handle bars and making a pedaling motion with her feet, and massaging herself.
Dani has had a polish bike ride now that kayla rode her like a horse as she was pounded from behind.
by Jesus C. Hrist September 19, 2005
For those whore are sexually ignorant. Involves either male or female using misproportioned inanimate objects and inserting said objects into orfice. This in turn brings about pain and pleasure.
by jizzohn November 11, 2004
The Polish Bike Ride, or PBR as it is called in the slums of Denver, is a term refering to any sexual assault on a plant. No one knows how long they had been doing it, but the first recorded PBR occurred at a Broncos game with one drunken fan and a young fern. The fan quoted after the arrest, "the bi**h asked for it".
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by Larry Obannan August 19, 2006