Porch Day originally occurred on May 24, 2009, when Lil Stew13 of Bungie.net's off-topic forum, The Flood, posted a thread:
Headline: A dog showed up on my porch; what do I do?
Body: I can't keep it because my family has too many dogs. It is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.
The Flood quickly took a hold of this, and made dozens of parody threads. On May 24th, The Flood Forum was filled with Porch related threads. This resulted in dozens of bans, and a new Flood holiday: Porch Day.
Headline: A dog showed up on my porch; what do I do?
Body: I can't keep it because my family has too many dogs. It is a little puppy that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.
The Flood quickly took a hold of this, and made dozens of parody threads. On May 24th, The Flood Forum was filled with Porch related threads. This resulted in dozens of bans, and a new Flood holiday: Porch Day.
by kyxha March 16, 2010
A guy who sits on his front porch and stares creepily or generally acts like a douche to passers by. Coined by Talking Dead host Chis Hardwick after season 5 episode 13.
by ZeroHero76 March 9, 2015
someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.
your next door neighbor
by pickledspork July 7, 2005
A couch that is left on the porch for lounging/weed smoking. Usually occurs when a couch doesnt fit through your front door, so you just leave it on the porch.
by LastCupHero July 9, 2009
by Swamp Ninja August 23, 2004
Damn that stupid beaner is a real porch greaser
Hablo ingles you porch greaser?!?!?!
"Did you see Jeff's yard the other day?" "Yeah it looks amazing, must be the new porch greaser he bought"
"Damn is that the new kind of porch greaser? Its darker than I expected it to be"
Hablo ingles you porch greaser?!?!?!
"Did you see Jeff's yard the other day?" "Yeah it looks amazing, must be the new porch greaser he bought"
"Damn is that the new kind of porch greaser? Its darker than I expected it to be"
by Aliendoodoo April 26, 2023
When you infiltrate a girls anus after she's had an episode of explosive diarrhea and pull out and rub your member all over her as if you were staining the wood on your porch.
Dude 1:"Did you hook up with Courtney last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"
by ReubenOnRye November 8, 2015