1) Alex: Yeo so all you need to do is use the pedals to move the bike
*Brett pedals and can't keep his balance, and falls*
Neighbor across the street: Damn Brett just took a short!
2) Alex: Yeo Kush, lemme kiss you bruh
Kush: Yeo shut the f*ck up and stop acting like no one hears your gay ass *Alex stares at Jordan in shame*
Bystander: Yeooo Alex taking a short!
by daR3alzBroBro November 28, 2018
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it can describe how stupid someone is or it can mean that your lackin on funds .need some c notes
yo bra theres only 19 bucks here bra , ya short , shop closed man
by splankinberry August 11, 2003
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YOU: "bust me down a short"

Response: "I got you let me take two more drags"

OR

YOU: "Yo bust me down a short"

Response "I would but i just bought this loosey from the Chinese store on da corner"
by STD85 June 20, 2010
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Shortened version of the figure skating term, "short program," meaning the technical portion of a figure skating competition.
Sasha Cohen made just one mistake during the short, but Amber Corwin made two.
by fsfan February 16, 2005
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Kiwi term for shitting yah pants after losing bodily functions from drinking.
Fuck whats that noise? steves just passed out in the corner I think hes shorted too... dirty bastard.
by Andre Owen October 3, 2005
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Someone that is an adult but very below average height. Like 4'8''.
Most people that are short deny it and say they're 5'11''
twitch chat: "LUDCROC SHORTWIG SHORTWIG LUDWIG STOP LYING UR 2'4''!!!

SHORT------------>"
ludwig: *contemplates streaming*

ur short ludwig lol poggers for tall people small people are stinky ants
by ludwigisshortlol February 23, 2020
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