An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
by ShuttlePaintRed August 27, 2021
A main character in the DGCU (danny gonzalez cinematic universe) always in the background of Danny Gonzalez’s videos.
by mryabyabyab June 21, 2022
by John John's Little Hopkins May 23, 2017
by anononanon December 4, 2018
A man places a pop it firework snapper just inside of his Dick so that when he nuts in the other party member, it’ll be extra explosive
by peep_n_cheese_ August 8, 2023
When the guy is fucking a girl standing up with her hands tied or cuffed around him as they both suckle each other’s neck
by SexDeffanitionsCreator February 14, 2021
Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off
Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.
Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?
Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?
by ScroTard June 21, 2022