A Kentucky Mudslide is afterbirth of anal sex. It is the jizz/shit mixture that is involuntarily farted out of the woman's anus and on to the bed sheets after a man ejaculates in her ass.
Tom: "I heard that Katie is a freak, she toss your salad or what?"
Mike: "Dude, I gave that bitch a Kentucky Mudslide and it totally fucked up her new white bedspread!"
Mike: "Dude, I gave that bitch a Kentucky Mudslide and it totally fucked up her new white bedspread!"
by TommyD53 March 24, 2009
The act of shitting your pants while jizzing. The shit and cum slides down to meet under the gooch and looks like a soggy Oreo.
Elijah: Hey Aaron
Aaron: Yeah?
Elijah: I just made an Oreo mudslide.
Aaron: Aw shit! Atleast you didn't get your biscuits buttered.
Aaron: Yeah?
Elijah: I just made an Oreo mudslide.
Aaron: Aw shit! Atleast you didn't get your biscuits buttered.
by ButterMyBiscuitsYo April 1, 2015
When two enormous African Americans rub their gross titties together and smother each other with chocolate syrup and make bird and lizard noises like the blue footed booby from the Galapagos while having inter course with a chocolate syrup bottle as a strap on
by Terdboy20 June 22, 2014
The inevitable, hot, runny, and extremely smelly result of eating curry-laden Indian food. See "Bombay Mudslide" (Bombay is now called Mumbai).
by RealBurned June 13, 2013
process of performing anal sex while the person recieving purposefully shits on the penis of the other
dude 1. whats it called when a chick shits on ur dick
dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide
dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide
by jfrco September 23, 2013
(noun) Usually used as a tactic of revenge/humiliation. Upon planning to have anal sex with a man, a woman consumes a healthy dose of laxatives. Then, once the action begins, she proceeds to shit all over his genitals and legs, leaving him absolutely appalled. As he stands in horror, she turns around and swiftly kicks him in the balls.
Still angry over being racooned, she invited him over for the evening, only to completely humiliate him with a Mississipi Mudslide.
by Radam Rutchison November 19, 2006
The sexual act of filling your mouth with gummy bears until they are glistening with saliva, then performing analingus and injecting them inside your partners anus from your mouth. Finally your partner squeezes them out onto a chocolate frosted cake.
by TheMushroomKing April 8, 2019