- a term commonly used when guys are comparing genital size, or if they’re trying to make a point about their genitals
by anonymous.otaku June 9, 2018
Friend: "Hey bro, I just found the matter baby today"
Me: "What's the matter baby?"
Friend: "I can't believe you felt for that you gay fuck "
Me: "What's the matter baby?"
Friend: "I can't believe you felt for that you gay fuck "
by Your Ego March 9, 2020
1)I'm gonna splatter your gray matter on the wall with my sawed-off shotgun.
2)The hitman redecorated the room with gray matter.
3)You idiot! Why don't you use that gray matter in your head to think once in a while?
2)The hitman redecorated the room with gray matter.
3)You idiot! Why don't you use that gray matter in your head to think once in a while?
by III March 23, 2006
by lathargic October 2, 2005
Femboys Matter is a movement to combat systematic sexism against boys and men who like feminine lifestyles.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 September 7, 2020
Pooticulate matter is the term for microscopic particles of poo. When you smell a fart, it is because these poo particles have traveled through the air and attached to your nose hairs. This pooticulate matter to nose hair contact is what alerts you to the fact that someone has farted in your vicinity. This is commonly known as the "air-past-poo" fart that is much more aggressive and offensive than it's silent but deadly cousin. Even more disturbing, Pooticulate Matter has been known to cause pink eye if unleashed, unfiltered, on a pillow.
Chance gagged after the pooticulate matter reached his nose. Immediately he wondered if Tad had sharted, since this was much worse than a normal fart.
by Chance Haynesington III July 22, 2009
by Cle Q June 26, 2020