Mashed Po-turd-oes 

when a person wipes their butt when they still have a little bit of poo that has not fallen into the toilet, making for a much messier clean up.

Uh-Oh Mashed Po-turd-oes! I accidentally plastered that cling-on all up my backside!

Mashed Po-turd-oes by lbf March 8, 2014

Mashed Potato Party 

A party where you eat as much as possible and wear comfortable clothes before having an orgy.

Nobody knew if Jessica was pregnant or just full when she took her shirt off at the mashed potato party

Mashed Potato Party by BenD3 August 25, 2017

mashed potates

When u do the mashing to the potates

I like to eat mashed potates

mashed potates by Dingerbingerdoodoo April 20, 2018

Mashed Clitatoes

When your lover pets, licks, or fucks your clitoris so good that you bust your lady nut all over the place. Once your clit is throbbing and exhausted, it is considered mashed clitatoes. Then, turn it into a real feast by having your lover munch on those mashed clitatoes!

"Oh yeah baby give me those mashed clitatoes, you know daddy loves to eat!"

Mashed Clitatoes by guccipotatoes December 11, 2018

Mashed girl 

When a woman’s vagina has no structure inside, similar feel to inserting your penis into a bowl of mashed potatoes.

That mashed girl from last night was the worse sex if my life.

Mashed girl by Ethan Solo May 7, 2023

Mashed Potatoes

The act of forcing fecal matter down a shower drain with one’s toes after deficating in the shower. It may be an act of vengeance, inebriation, or necessity.

It was negative 30 degrees in Fairbanks Alaska, so when visiting my friend with only an outhouse I had no choce but to mashed potatoes.

Mashed Potatoes by Scrotum Sorcerer July 12, 2018

Mashed potato 

Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.

Did you see Pauline and Christopher last night? They were mashed potato!

Mashed potato by itsmine August 31, 2011