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Acronym for "Kilirit Mi Dir" (kuh-leer-eet me dearr)

An idiom in Armenian that literally translates to "Don't put it on your dick" meaning "You shouldn't give a flying fuck?"

Acronym usually used among somewhat English-influenced Persian-Armenian men between the ages of 16 - 40. (and as of lately, Persian-Armenian women)

Actual phrase used amongst all Armenian men.
- Arby (or take your pick from Arin/Aris/Artin/Ara/Arman

/Arthur/Aklore): "I hope that girl PESTineh texts me soon."

- Narbeh: "Laaaav dude, K.M.D. , she's not even that hot

brooo."
K.M.D. by Stud Muffin413 March 5, 2011
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1.a word parallel to the word owned.
Comes from a famous noob whose initials were J.M. and his many rejections from society.

2. Similarly can also be used as a threat.
1.*man walks into tree*
"haha that guy just got J.M'd! XD"

2. "Don't make me come over there and J'M you!"
J.M'd by luul April 25, 2007
Related Words
M Diddy M.D.I.B M.Dhanush m dog M D lounge M'Dad M dawg m'dear m'dick m-dizzle

Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U 

The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.
Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'
DMD, your “dick me down” or “dick oppointment” can be someone you love dearly or a fuck buddy
“I’m going to see my D.M.D”
D.M.D by Killmanau June 10, 2018

s.m.d.t.i.c 

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s.m.d.t.i.c by Lighters01 April 24, 2017

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lmao S.M.D. noob. i be cummin` in yo` mouth foo`.
S.M.D. by Nivlac Al October 7, 2008