"That nig over there won't do anything! What a lazy fucking bastard."
"Same with that beaner sitting on the corner."
"Same with that beaner sitting on the corner."
by Mr. Happy June 17, 2006
Someone who is really bored and too lazy to post something legitimately on the "Urban Dictionary" so he posts the word "Lazy" to see if it will be published
Lazy person: I'm bored so i'm going to post the world "Lazy" on the "Urban Dictionary"
Normal Person: You're lazy!
Normal Person: You're lazy!
by NoU_ March 15, 2015
by Dubiks February 5, 2019
Lazy
A man who believes there is much grace in patience and inactivity. A man who would rather do a thing the next day, if not never! One who regards indolence and inertia as an elegant art form, to be cultivated with careful practice over time so that a habit becomes second nature. A symptom that you were born – not with a silver spoon but the whole 24-piece, gilt-edged cutlery set. The lazy man looks down upon labor as an unnecessary device of the humble and the needy to secure the comforts and qualities of life that would enable them to achieve a state of laziness. Since he’s already there, the full circle already come, he pulls out a mirror from under his pillow and gazes starry-eyed into it and says to himself, blushing at his precognition, “god! You’re awesome!”
A man who believes there is much grace in patience and inactivity. A man who would rather do a thing the next day, if not never! One who regards indolence and inertia as an elegant art form, to be cultivated with careful practice over time so that a habit becomes second nature. A symptom that you were born – not with a silver spoon but the whole 24-piece, gilt-edged cutlery set. The lazy man looks down upon labor as an unnecessary device of the humble and the needy to secure the comforts and qualities of life that would enable them to achieve a state of laziness. Since he’s already there, the full circle already come, he pulls out a mirror from under his pillow and gazes starry-eyed into it and says to himself, blushing at his precognition, “god! You’re awesome!”
Martha: “I hope you flushed when you were done?”
Dopey the pet poodle: “ Mama, I was too lazy to tear around the Poplar in circles to look for the flush!”
Martha: “not the Poplar under which Davis, my husband, your dear departed owner is buried?”
Dopey:” how did you guess, mama?”
Dopey the pet poodle: “ Mama, I was too lazy to tear around the Poplar in circles to look for the flush!”
Martha: “not the Poplar under which Davis, my husband, your dear departed owner is buried?”
Dopey:” how did you guess, mama?”
by manjeet sg October 15, 2015
Ok, well first you have to consider that i'm writing this. Why? educate you poor insignificant fucks out there.
My definition of lazy is the means to find a solution to a problem which requires physical effort. Thus turning it into a challenge that requires thinking. Yes, thats right, Thinking. And then of course i dont have to get off my ass or i do, but just for a shorter period of time.
-Jas -out-
My definition of lazy is the means to find a solution to a problem which requires physical effort. Thus turning it into a challenge that requires thinking. Yes, thats right, Thinking. And then of course i dont have to get off my ass or i do, but just for a shorter period of time.
-Jas -out-
me.
Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words
wtf else do you wanna know, leave me alone already!!
Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words
wtf else do you wanna know, leave me alone already!!
by Jas January 27, 2005
1. worthless, as in having no value. 2. not helpful 3. uninteresting, as in Josh, you are not helpful, or interesting, or valuable.
Josh. While his partner Steph was checking out all of their residents today, not even stopping for a glass of water, Josh sat on the couch and played worthless video games.
Josh. While his partner Steph was checking out all of their residents today, not even stopping for a glass of water, Josh sat on the couch and played worthless video games.
"Josh, why don't you help Steph?"
"No one signed up with me. And I am working the desk in five minutes."
"Josh, you are LAZY."
"No one signed up with me. And I am working the desk in five minutes."
"Josh, you are LAZY."
by shubbalicious May 18, 2007
"Oh my god, Becky! Fluffy-pomegranate is so lazy that if she misspells 'WORDS' she'll auto correct it instead of fixing it!"
"Oh my god what a lazy asshole."
"Oh my god what a lazy asshole."
by PrimaDonnA October 20, 2013