by eat my jorts October 31, 2017
in a situation on laughter with friends, fake friends, thot friends, u will not use the this phrase. in a situation on wheezing and scream laughter with your best friend the phrase “IM GONNA PEE MY JORTS” will be used to express how much they/him/her is laughing.
by airpodsarecancerous May 06, 2019
by JortsDenim February 09, 2021
a spicy hot way of saying one is not currently wearing undergarments whilst concurrently sporting jean shorts.
"Hey Todd, are you wearing those new underwear you recently purchased?"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"
by Freeballblobbington April 24, 2023
by regionalatleast March 04, 2017
Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.
by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 13, 2023
Mordan Jort is a bad ass he slays all the puss dog his friends usually call him Jordan TPS now you may be asking jordan what the fuck does TPS stand for now this stands for “The pussy slayer” jordan is a rare species this one in particular comes in all shapes and sizes this is the father jordan usually the fastest fuck of them all. Jordan/Mordan gets all the botches so watch out he might take ya chick dog
Mordan Jort- This one faggot named Mordan Jort fucked my girl last night dawg i caught that hoe cheating Mordan Jort is one pussy slayer 😤😤
by Mordan Jort March 11, 2019