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eat my jorts

An insult used in a similar manner as "eat shit.", but it is much more civilized.
"You steal all of your memes."
"Eat my jorts, Brian."
by eat my jorts October 30, 2017
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pee my jorts

in a situation on laughter with friends, fake friends, thot friends, u will not use the this phrase. in a situation on wheezing and scream laughter with your best friend the phrase “IM GONNA PEE MY JORTS” will be used to express how much they/him/her is laughing.
im laughing so hard im gonna pee my jorts! *wheezes harshly*
by airpodsarecancerous May 5, 2019
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Big Dutt in my jorts

When you shat in your jeans. (could be any denim material)
DAMN IT Bill, did you Big Dutt in my jorts!?
by JortsDenim February 8, 2021
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Free-Ball Blobbington in these Jorts

a spicy hot way of saying one is not currently wearing undergarments whilst concurrently sporting jean shorts.
"Hey Todd, are you wearing those new underwear you recently purchased?"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"
by Freeballblobbington April 23, 2023
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she succ me thru my jort

When a woman orally pleases a male through a pair of gym shorts.
"What did you do with Becky last night?"
"she succ me thru my jort"
by regionalatleast March 3, 2017
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Mordan Jort

Mordan Jort is a bad ass he slays all the puss dog his friends usually call him Jordan TPS now you may be asking jordan what the fuck does TPS stand for now this stands for “The pussy slayer” jordan is a rare species this one in particular comes in all shapes and sizes this is the father jordan usually the fastest fuck of them all. Jordan/Mordan gets all the botches so watch out he might take ya chick dog
Mordan Jort- This one faggot named Mordan Jort fucked my girl last night dawg i caught that hoe cheating Mordan Jort is one pussy slayer 😤😤
by Mordan Jort March 10, 2019
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Jort storm

Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.
"We are getting reports that a Jort storm is headed straight for the studio!"

"Oh no!!"
by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 12, 2023
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