by eat my jorts October 30, 2017
Get the eat my jortsmug. in a situation on laughter with friends, fake friends, thot friends, u will not use the this phrase. in a situation on wheezing and scream laughter with your best friend the phrase “IM GONNA PEE MY JORTS” will be used to express how much they/him/her is laughing.
by airpodsarecancerous May 5, 2019
Get the pee my jortsmug. by JortsDenim February 8, 2021
Get the Big Dutt in my jortsmug. a spicy hot way of saying one is not currently wearing undergarments whilst concurrently sporting jean shorts.
"Hey Todd, are you wearing those new underwear you recently purchased?"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"
by Freeballblobbington April 23, 2023
Get the Free-Ball Blobbington in these Jortsmug. by regionalatleast March 3, 2017
Get the she succ me thru my jortmug. Mordan Jort is a bad ass he slays all the puss dog his friends usually call him Jordan TPS now you may be asking jordan what the fuck does TPS stand for now this stands for “The pussy slayer” jordan is a rare species this one in particular comes in all shapes and sizes this is the father jordan usually the fastest fuck of them all. Jordan/Mordan gets all the botches so watch out he might take ya chick dog
Mordan Jort- This one faggot named Mordan Jort fucked my girl last night dawg i caught that hoe cheating Mordan Jort is one pussy slayer 😤😤
by Mordan Jort March 10, 2019
Get the Mordan Jortmug. Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.
by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 12, 2023
Get the Jort stormmug.