When you cut the top of a jalapeno pepper off, place it on the head of a guy's penis, smack it down and rub it in until it burns.
To get back at Jack for being an asshole, Jill blinded folded him like she was being kinky and instead performed a jalapeno bottle cap on his bitch ass.
by pepperpiper April 10, 2015
When you cook with jalapenos and forget to wash your hands then have sexy time with yourself. IE. Male or female
by Bleezerd7x January 30, 2015
by speediesnail September 12, 2005
The act of, while attending a party, esp. one put on by an ex-girlfriend or other nasty cunt, finding the host's vibrator/dildo and submerging said object in the most offensive hot sauce available. Ex-girlfriend/rancid bitch then proceeds to masturbate (sometimes days later) and experience extreme pain in her genital region.
- Yo, dawg, was you at your ex-bitches' party last night?
-Yeah fool, I found her vibrator and gave her a mothafuckin' Jalapeno Hot Dog.
-Holy shit, brosef, you're the man.
-Hell fucking yeah.
Bitch: "OWWWWWWWW"
-Yeah fool, I found her vibrator and gave her a mothafuckin' Jalapeno Hot Dog.
-Holy shit, brosef, you're the man.
-Hell fucking yeah.
Bitch: "OWWWWWWWW"
by Bean 63 July 3, 2006
by Chester the Moose January 20, 2012
when you eat a jalapeno popper, then preform oral on a woman. the male version is called the jalapeno penis popper.
(spicy oral sex.)I gave my girl a jalapeno pussy popper last night. she said it burned so bad, but felt so good.
by Pikachuandme November 14, 2020
It is the name given to the hot spicy penis when pulled out of sexual partner's anus, who has had mexican food that day.
"What the hell man...why didnt you tell me you had a burrito for dinner...I'm having a fucking Jalapeno Sunrise"
by Basajaun08 January 22, 2021