A sunburn that itches badly and when you go itch it it burns like hell, tends to be extremely painful
John: dude my sunburns itches but when i scratch it it hurts like hell!
Bill: oh dude youve got hells itch
Bill: oh dude youve got hells itch
by TheYeti138 March 30, 2018
by lKing May 16, 2014
by Hitchy March 22, 2019
Todd: I met this girl at the bar yesterday and when we we got to my house and we were about to have sex she was scratching down there
Sal: Eww that bitch had a carpet itch
Todd: Damn, thank God I told her she had to leave
Sal: Eww that bitch had a carpet itch
Todd: Damn, thank God I told her she had to leave
by YOUR MOTHERS BFF June 20, 2011
A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a passenger experiences when attempting to open a locked vehicle's door too soon or when assuming the door was unlocked. The feeling the passenger would incur would be similar to one in which a gladiator would feel if it were to hop into the wagon before the chariot was ready in front of a coliseum full of spectators; usually embarrassed, shameful, or stupid. A severe case of chariot's itch may occur when the passenger is opening the door at nearly the same time the driver unlocks the door. Often times during cases of severe chariot's itch the passenger may double tap the window, signaling the driver to unlock the door, followed by another awkward experience of trying to explain one's actions.
The antonym of chariot's itch is "colossal applause". See colossal applause.
The antonym of chariot's itch is "colossal applause". See colossal applause.
by camvant March 3, 2016
by Lil_$kittle$ August 14, 2020
Itching and burning, itching and burning. Stanky fishy, stanky fishy, stanky fishy. I got STD. They make my coochie hurt.
by tiktokfamouscoochie September 27, 2019