GILF

As of August 29, 2008, (the day the previously little-known Alaska Governor Sarah Palin was announced as John McCain's running mate) it also stands for Governors I'd Like to Fuck.

Now the presumptive 2008 Republican vice-presidential nominee, Alaska Governor Sarah Louise Heath Palin has decisively displaced Canadian-born Michigan governor and former Hollywood starlet-wannabe Jennifer Granholm as America's premiere GILF.

by MotownSingleGuy October 18, 2008

Gilf

Guy I'd Like (To) Fuck

Tina: Brad is one hot GILF!
Jim: TOTALLY!
John: Jim, you're gay!

by One111 March 1, 2009

Gilf

Young looking Grandma and Grandpa that I would like to fuck

Shes a Gilf..I would smash

by Mahogany Rose May 26, 2018

GILF

Ginger I'd like to fuck.

Asian: "Look at him! Look at him! Look at him! Look at him! *points at ginger*"

Jack in the box man: "Dayummm, he's a GILF!"

Ginger: "GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!!!!!!!"

by Feisty Asian April 21, 2010

GILF

Geek I'd like to fuck.

Melonie always talks about fixing floppies, handling hard drives, and interfacing the mother board...she is such a gilf.

by TomBrown February 23, 2011

GILF

A mix between a Gif and a Milf... or a granda/grandma I'd like to fuck.

"I'm a Gilf," said Queen Elizabeth.

by Where the frogs February 26, 2017

Gilf

Grandma I'd Like to Fuck

"You know what I was just thinking? Fuck getting me a Milf I need a Gilf and that 401k, tbh"

by AnxiousAnonymous November 6, 2019