Fire Crotch

when your tampon string is too long and you need to cut it or in this case burn it to avoid embarrassment in your bathing suit @ the beach

when you try to cut the string and you have NO scissors or knife and the tampon is already in...what do you do? Turn to a lighter like Dana and light it while sitting on the toilet...the result: a fire crotch!

by Buu Top July 07, 2007

fire crotch bitch

Fire.Crotch.Bitch. Also known(via text) as fbc

Someone who is just so annoying and bitch's about almost everything she hears.(it is meant for girls)

Nitsua: So like I was talking to Haras the other day.
Ezhar: Really? About what?
Nitsua: Dude I don't even know. She was being a fire crotch bitch.
Ezhar: AHahahahahahaha!!

by Ezhar. June 15, 2009

Faggot Fucker Fire Crotch

a complete asshole, that likes to fuck girls/boys with red cooter hairs . and or gingertwadts .

"ethan is such a faggot fucker fire crotch ."

by yerrrr nklaflakfh May 05, 2009

Crotch Fire

When your husband buys you cheap-ass razors and shaving cream even though you have a bad skin reaction to shaving cream; in an attempt to save money by not purchasing his wife's expensive razors that have the shaving gel built in. Thus, resulting in his wife's crotch itching like crazy and having a burning sensation.

I have some serious crotch fire from the shaving cream my cheap-ass husband bought.

by 12thWoman May 25, 2012

Fire and Ice Crotch

A red-headed female that also happens to be a total bitch.

Dude A: Hey, I'm so psyched for my date with Annabeth tonite!
Dude B: You should reconsider man, she's a total fire and ice crotch.

by Devil Hater January 21, 2010

Fire Crotch

when You stand to close to the fire and your crotch gets hot

Brittnie was standing too close to the fire flailed in distress because she was standing too close to the fire and caught a nasty case of fire crotch

by Deeeebs420 January 19, 2020

Fire crotch

When your crotch or private area is itchy red from crabs or gonorrhea from having sex. It's an STD, you are effe'd.

Dude I was banging this chick last week and she gave me the fire crotch, now I have to take meds for my itch.

by Tri-sarah Topless June 07, 2021