The farts of an obese person are very distinct. They have a hallmark "Plop" sound.Like an air bubble in wet concrete,the fart gas slowly eases its way to freedom between the jelly-like,fat butt cheeks causing the pizza dough buttocks to jiggle slightly.
Gas bubbles in hot lava have a fat ass fart sound
by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011
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usually done during a contact sport of some sport catholic school kids do this expectionally well a
also known as: kfa pronounced cafe or kaf-fey
We totally just kicked fat ass!

Wow! those girls kicked kfa-ed during that basketball game.

Way to kick fat ass!
by youknow.whoiam September 1, 2010
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It is a person who has been fat for atleast 5 years and no longer gets offended by fat jokes. this person will laugh along with fat jokes and enjoys eating food
YO XZAVIER YOU ARE A FAT MAN!!! hahaha i dont care im a veteran fat ass i dont get offended anymore
by ttommy898989 January 20, 2015
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Son: dad can you pick me up from school
Dad: ha better walk
Son: hell nah that's a fat ass walk
by Chris T Brown December 9, 2015
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LFA's are small hot bitches who have a disproportionately big ass. They spend their days being whistled at and having their asses slapped. Usually seen in rap music videos and on college campuses around North America.

The best type of girl to stuff your antler in.
"That girl in the yellow shirt making sandwiches is a prime LFA."

"All I want right now is to slap around a little fat ass."
by pjohnso89 September 18, 2011
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A minute that feels or seems to be taking an extended amount of time. Someone/something that is taking longer than usual.
Damn, my noodles be takin' a fat ass minute.

What Jermaine be doin' in there? He been takin' a fat ass minute!

5 minute delivery my ass, this pizza delivery is takin' a fat ass minute.
by Dani2yung December 10, 2014
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