Discombobulate

Pronounced (DIS-Con-bob-U-LATE)

He looked a little pained...

When you unexpectedly take a trans back to your apartment and she bangs out the 6 incher beaver basher!

You: "Bloody hell Jammo, she blew my arse out like a wind sock"
Jammo: "I'm guessing you was 'discombobulated' when she said "no homo"..."
You: "Fu*k yeah!"

That old bloke was sad and discombobulated.

by feminazi_flamingo69 November 07, 2017

discombobulation

an utter state of extreme drunkeness

let's get discombulated tonight

by keith wordage January 09, 2004

discombobulator

A discombobulator is in other words known as a wanker because they discombobulate mens penis!

"Check that guy over there he is a Discombobulator!"

by Jordan Norman May 05, 2007

discombobulated melancholy

A discombobulated melancholy is a long-lasting depression.

Melancholy is usually used as an adjective, but it becomes a noun when combined with the word discombobulated. It's often associated with emos.

Adult: "I don't get it, why can't you just hang out with other kids, have fun?"

Emo kid: "I'm suffering from a discombobulated melancholy. Just leave me alone."

by St.Louis April 22, 2010

discombobulated dickhead

A goal keeper that won’t stay in the fucking goal and blames it on other people.

Why do you keep leaving the goal like a discombobulated dickhead?

by Kermitthefrog55 August 03, 2022

discombobulate

to DISconnect something while BOBbing your head (DIScomBOBulate). also known as: discombobulator, discombobulated, discombobulation, etc.

I just discombobulated my headphones.

Go discombobulate yourself!

I'm a discombobulator d-_-b.

I'll DIS com BOB u LATER.

by d[-_-]b DISCOMBOBULATER June 10, 2009

Discombobulated bobulator

A very confused man and/or woman who is going through tough times. They can also make random choices e.g. Sticking their head down the toilet.

The discombobulated bobulator wondered why his head was in the toilet.

by Bobulated July 21, 2020