A condition similar to that of domestic blindness, again usually affecting the males of the household. Largely effects teenagers also. It is when someone repeats themself over and over and the other party does not respond. It's like talking to a brick wall!
Domestic deafness is when a wife gently asks her husband: "Darling, can you please put on some washing?
Male: No response, (most likely staring at the football game).
"... darling?"
"...darling?"
"OI YOU!"
Finally a response: "Oh! Sorry. What?"
Related terms are talking to a brick wall, speaking into thin air, i've been a-knocking but no-one's home, or the lights are on but no-one's home
Male: No response, (most likely staring at the football game).
"... darling?"
"...darling?"
"OI YOU!"
Finally a response: "Oh! Sorry. What?"
Related terms are talking to a brick wall, speaking into thin air, i've been a-knocking but no-one's home, or the lights are on but no-one's home
by Shellruby December 30, 2009
Temporary hearing loss attributed to watching a low-quality, quiet video on YouTube with poor audio then switching to a video that is louder with better audio quality.
Usually only applies when the victim is wearing headphones due to the unexpected blast of sound that comes with switching videos.
Usually only applies when the victim is wearing headphones due to the unexpected blast of sound that comes with switching videos.
Person 1: Oh man I cant hear anything right now. I was watching a quiet music video on YouTube and I switched to a loud one and it blew out my eardrums man!
Person 2: Yeah man that's called YouTube Deafness. It has happened to me too. Just wait a couple of minutes and it will clear right up.
Person 2: Yeah man that's called YouTube Deafness. It has happened to me too. Just wait a couple of minutes and it will clear right up.
by Anigav Senip July 27, 2010
by KMacG April 7, 2014
by harperisfast January 19, 2020
While in the process of intercourse with one of the opposite sex, attempt to excrete feces into ur hands. Once done, continue to place the feces into ears of the girl. In order to be done correclty, make sure that their is an even amount of fecal material in both hands. The best time to deaf jenny a girl is when they are least expecting it. Once you place the shit in the ears, do a delayed "SURPRISE". If she does not hear you, the Deaf Jenny has worked ot its fullest extent.
---I Deaf Jennied that blonde.
---If you do not co-operate, I will procede to Deaf Jenny your son-of-a-bitch ass!
---If you do not co-operate, I will procede to Deaf Jenny your son-of-a-bitch ass!
by Lefty5 and Krongy June 12, 2009
1:"Just a small town girl, livin' in a loooneelyyyy wo-"
2:"Stop singing. Now. Please."
3:"Hey, that's not nice, I'm tone deaf! Don't make fun of my disability!"
4:"Bitch please."
2:"Stop singing. Now. Please."
3:"Hey, that's not nice, I'm tone deaf! Don't make fun of my disability!"
4:"Bitch please."
by THEChillmasters December 23, 2010