me and my broham were mackin' hoes on his bed and some drunk pecker-puffers totally cock blocked us........then we pepper sprayed their pre-fucked asses
by Troy Edmisten January 10, 2004
Knowing that speedbag would be getting his going to Vegas blowjob the morning he was leaving, his good buddy thought it would be funny to cock block him and showed up at his house to pick him up 15 minutes early for the second year in a row.
by speedbag March 24, 2009
jim is trying to get ashleys number and kyle comes up and cock blocks him with hey you get your license yet? ashley walks away and laughs while kyle precedes to get his douche nozzle ass kicked
by franko el tanko December 8, 2006
by IanXD February 29, 2008
to prevent a friend from hooking up with someone, maybe because she's too drunk or perhaps because he is supa busted. it could be the other way around too.
"Sweetie, I'm going to have to cock block here. Homie looks mad busted and I know you don't want to wake up in the morning thinking 'What The Fuck'."
by dopeLabber November 28, 2001
by Chinja101 May 19, 2009
When two individuals like the same person, and guy/girl #1 prevents number 2 from getting to base 3.
Man, I was about to get with Andrew when that blonde bitch "had to talk to him"....She cock blocked me all night like that, so I put diuretics in her beer....
by Lisander Kitchenmaster August 17, 2003