cobbler whore

Term of Endearment

Maddox stop being a cobbler whore

by ijustwon March 7, 2011

cock cobbler

One who cobbles cock: A lonely old man of scottish fairy tales know as the cock cobbler who comes and makes your cock into a delicious cobbler at exactly 4:55 in the mourning for a community bake off and sells it for a premium.

Steve: Go to sleep tom or your the cock cobblers gonna come and get you tonight
Tom: I hope he comes and cobbles your cock like theres no tommarrow

by Gabriel Sheetz February 19, 2008

Meach Cobbler

When you give a male a rim-job and you have to go back for leftovers.

I went over to his house last night and he gave me some Meach Cobbler. I’m going back tonight!

by Eels and Escalators July 17, 2018

squat cobbler

Someone who gets a sexual thrill by sitting on pie.

"Sunny thought Bob had a foot fetish, but he turned out to be a squat cobbler guy."

by Manny Petty February 23, 2016

Fruit Cobbler

Ned's favourite food, pussy magnet and potential Avengers-level threat.

"It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love. I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right..." - Ned Leeds

by Drewypewy January 9, 2022

rotten cobbler

When you go down on a girl an you find rotten crust in her pussy.

Ebell was eating this girl out and found out she was serving him rotten cobbler. He was PISSED!

by Dutch Uncle December 7, 2013

Strawberry Cobbler

Sex move in which the man inserts his phallus into a woman that is in the midst of her menstrual cycle, thus covering it in blood, removing it, and proceeding to smack or "cobble" the woman with it.

"I met this girl at the club last night. I was trying to fuck, but the kinky bitch was on her period, so I gave her the old reliable Strawberry Cobbler."

by Wes Wolfe January 25, 2018