Cob

Being "in a cob" or "cobby" is being in a bad mood.

"Callum was in a right cob last night"

"From now on let's call him Cobby Cal"

"Adam wouldn't talk to anyone because he was in a cob"

by Goodnightgirl April 25, 2014

Cob

A thing for holding corn

Crunch crunch mmmmm

by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003

Cob

A bread like item in the East Midlands mainly in Nottingham.May be called in other places as:rolls,baps,Balm Cakes(whatever the fuck that is).However do not go around Nottingham asking if someone can give you some baps because basically you're asking for tits mate.

Cobs only cost one quid here in Nottingham.

by YoloMenace001 March 30, 2020

COB

acronym for 'Chief of the Boat' on board submarines. Typically a useless position filled by somebody who loves dick in there mouth, and shoves sticks up there own ass for pleasure. The only real duty of a COB is to make sure cleaning is performed more than necessary and to lower crew morale during a 'bitch session', 'flame spraying', or general berating.

I was gonna go to sleep before I operated the Reactor Plant today, but that shithead COB made me go fuck myself instead.

by thekaji October 07, 2008

Cob

Cob (verb)
To Cob someone is a stitch up of the highest order

I just know Mr Smith will cob me

by The Cob's Cob June 28, 2018

Cob

The opposite to 'corn', whereby a girl is so hot that you would happily eat the corn out of her shit. Cob is a girl that is so fucking rough that you would discard like you would a cob after eating the corn.

"Man, she is cob"

by Ed_H August 05, 2008

cobs

A term to describe when a female has had a lack of sexual attention or activity, usually not by choice. Origin: Cobs is a shortening for cobwebs, as in "cobwebs in her cunt". Basically, a minga girl no one would touch.

1. "Ewww, stay away from her. She's got cobs!"

2. "I haven't had sex for so long, I've got cobs!"

by bigfatuglyvirgin February 15, 2010