when someone's getting a road head, hit a pothole, and the girl's mouth involuntarily chomps down on the dick
guy 1: dude i was getting a road head last night..
guy 2: that's awesome!
guy 1: yeah, but then we hit a pothole and she dick chomped me
guy 2: bitch!
guy 2: that's awesome!
guy 1: yeah, but then we hit a pothole and she dick chomped me
guy 2: bitch!
by wineandcheese August 14, 2009
"I was chomping at the bit to get laid"
"It's 'champing at the bit'. You're an idiot and that's why you're not getting laid."
"It's 'champing at the bit'. You're an idiot and that's why you're not getting laid."
by Bob Sloblaw April 24, 2019
When you and a buddy are tag teaming a girl, one getting her from behind while the other getting a blowjob. The guy who is filling the young ladies back end then donkey punches her while your buddies cock is still in her mouth thus resulting in her biting the hell out of his dick.
My bro is so pissed at me because he had to go to the hospital after that slut we were tag teaming donkey chomped him last night.
by Brantera October 14, 2009
Over-used, abused, beat up, Chunk of loose, low hanging vagina. Resembles pork and gravy. A vagina that looks like chopped meat.
by jimd October 16, 2007
A sexual act in which a female, usually looking for revenge, performs oral sex on a man’s penis. Then, just before he climaxes, she bites down on his penis and begins ferociously rolling in circles to tear said penis off.
by Radaradaschnitzel December 15, 2018
A variation of curb stomping, where the curb stompee is biting down on a curb in candy land, as shown in Cyanide and happiness. Although it is life threatening, it is much more delicious then a normal curb stomp.
Guy 1: I've had enough of your shit, I hope your ready to get CURB STOMPED!!
Guy 2: Don't you mean, curb chomped?
Guy 2: Don't you mean, curb chomped?
by Abasdemm October 26, 2009
by B-rizzle December 4, 2018